richard did not survive i never did like rich - the first millionaire in survivor. as sue put it in the first season, he is a snake.

i waited for a particular episode since cbs advertised this pretty good: a survivor attacked by a shark! now that's crap.

a shark did not attack richard. richard attacked the shark.

here's the story. he went out fishing for the tribe. he wanted to get some rays since there are a lot swimming around. but he found this shark hiding under the rocks. they were in the shallow parts of the waters, maybe three to three and a half feet deep. so he grabbed this poor little shark, not bigger than paris hilton's chihuahua tinkerbell, and did not let go while he kept his head above the water. this little shark, squirming for his life, felt that he had to defend himself from this big attacking pig... er, creature. so the shark bit richard on his arm. so richard was running around, a shark hanging on his arm, and starting hitting this small shark with rocks! the poor thing! and that's not the end of it, richard bit the shark!

suffice to say, they had a good dinner. but the shark had his revenge - richard was voted out the following week.
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