ain't that charming?
i'm a
charmed fan and was pretty glad last night 'coz they have the new episodes out again.
the last time i remember was piper and the other two sis finally found out that chris is piper's second son, wyatt's younger bro. after that, leo decided to stay "up there" and do his elder duties. well, he's been out for a while - like six months - so he has no idea that he has another son.
so piper now is six months pregnant - which is convenient since holly marie IS pregnant - and there is this spider lady hunting for her. the spider lady puts her victims in a cocoon and feeds on their magic. so piper would be a great feast for her plus the fact that she's pregnant with another half-witch, half-whitelighter, so that would be like dessert.
she attacked the manor and chris was scratched at the neck trying to protect his mom. they didn't know yet that the spider lady's scratch has poison in it, so chris started this spider transformation.
the spider lady attacked again but the three sisters had no idea that chris was under the influence of the spider lady so they were caught off guard. spder lady spun a cocoon on piper while chris started hitting on his aunts. chris fell that, got his ass kicked by the two sis and trapped him in the basement (stupid thought since he can orb, but he didn't which i think somethink the writers overlooked). spider lady got away but left piper sticking up the wall.
spider lady continued talking to chris telepathically. chris starting to have ugly nails, teeth-fangs and all the works. phoebe insisted on callingleo but paige has qualms about it 'coz phoebe is a blabber mouth and paige's pretty sure phoebe will spill the beans about the relationship between leo and chris. but they really needed his help, so what the hell. leo arrived, with a gold cloak and unmatching shoes, and the first thing phoebe did was tell that chris is his son. leo's knees weakened, had to sit down but has to save piper, no time to think about it. they made a potion for killing spider lady and made a potion for chris.
chris became a spider man already, he can transform to a spider already. all of a sudden, empath phoebe started throwing statements to leo like "you abandoned us", "you were never there for me" yada yada. phoebe thought maybe her powers was expanding since they thought chris was in the basement, then paige suggested that maybe he's nearer that they think. tada, chris turned back to human, spun web from wrists ala spider-man and orbed mommy to the spider lady's lair.
they scryed for piper, found her but had troubles getting inside the door made of web. yes, the web on the door was as hard as a rock. they got the help from an ogre, a fairy and a wood nymph (a side story in the episode). when the spider lady came out, they had the usual fight of setting a trap for the villian, throw the potion, missed, looking helpless, then the spider lady transformed to a spider, the ogre stepped on her, splat. piper is ok now, but they still have to deal with spider-infected chris.
chris locked himself and leo inside the lair. chris was beating the crap out of leo. dang, that boy could throw a punch. leo, after being a higher being, an elder, has turned into a complete asshole. i don't understand that really. he started saying, "why do you hate me so much? did i miss your school play? did i play favorites with wyatt?" lalala. pissed off chris threw leo up in the air, and again started to just beat the shit out of leo. piper figured if she drinks the potion, chris will be healed. such was true, chris became chris again, but the kid did not stop throwing punches. piper was able to calm down chris later on.
ending: on top of the golden bridge, chris was visited by leo. of course, chris didn't say why he was so pissed off of his dad.
til next week!