i want ugly so it's a monday night and i have no plans. i decided to walk down to union square and catch the L from there (it's over twenty blocks, but hell, i need the walk, it's the only exercise i get).

so i walked to 8th avenue, then headed down town from there. i took that route because the area is pretty sleazy with dark corners and as you go south, the area gets gayer and gayer. somehow, the possibility of being mugged and/or molested gives me the adrenaline rush i was seeking tonight.

i saw this lil shop that sells ugly dolls. you heard me right, UGLY DOLLS. dolls that are ugly. one doll has only an eye, another has four legs with no arms, one has too long arms. they look hideous, butt-ugly, ridiculous, and repulsive.

i must have one.  ¶ 9:30 PM